goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
desmondmiles: it’s 2013 and there are still guys who believe that girls don’t play video games
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
Omg yeshhh birth announcement card design for my upcoming niece is finally finished! Now I only have to wait until she gets born and the printing can begin. Actually proud of my own skills to put all the little ideas I had together into a lovely card. xnnjs. Hopefully my other sister doesn’t ask me to design and print too, it’s cool but damn it costs so much time. x3
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
moonplayer: honestly, some people really connect their tumblr to facebook?
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
pumpkin-ple-motherfckers: fuckyoutomhiddleston: If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down I just wanted everyone to know that you’ve all been truly wonderful people and it was an honor blogging with you all I truly love all of you and will miss you all
larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
When I realized I was not my body, I became free.– (via forlovers)
At the end of the song there are two girls kissing. And if two girls kissing...– Graham Norton (UK Eurovision Commentary)
emingaribov: on a scale of 1-10 how left out are u feeling americans
if radioactive by imagine dragons doesn’t make you wanna beat up zombies don’t look at me
snkt: Waiting any minute for Loki to ruin Thor’s musical debut.
zonkypuff: Eurovision in a nutshell: Actual girl on fire Girls kissing Something about shoes Jesus Gay vampire Eyebrows Thor Hot drummers Alcohol is free
hoflords: Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
zielsveel: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to Omfg
fandomthought: Everyone boycotted Ireland because they denied us Jedward.